hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Im part way to drunk.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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