No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The air taste purple.
Randomize
