Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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