Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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