I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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