He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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