sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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