Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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