OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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