So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
