is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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