It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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