in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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