Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
