I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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