question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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