dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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