My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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