So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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