before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
soo... how was my night?
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