I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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