it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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