Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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