HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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