Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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