Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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