no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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