I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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