Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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