Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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