yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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