Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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