He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?