we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners