margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
vagina is talking i cant
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND