Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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