you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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