PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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