i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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