That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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