You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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