I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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