After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I smell like Dick and happiness
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