no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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