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• (831): View more from California

  Hey, what are you up to?

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

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  Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I've been living off of popsicles and broth.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes

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  i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally

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• (562): View more from California

  WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.

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• (408): View more from California

  he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?

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