their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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