boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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