Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.