Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?