At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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