Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.