Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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