I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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