I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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