"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i need some magic done to my vagina
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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