I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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