Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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