So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
