addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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