i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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