Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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