..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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